Beauties vs. Geeks is the third episode of Wipeout Canada. It aired in April 2011.
|Week||Qualifier (Donuts, Sucker Punch Wall, Big Balls, Ball Swing)||Ball Crusher||Dizzy Dummy (Cylinder Run, Barrel Crossing)||Wipeout Zone (Killer Surf, Barrel Run, Water Wall, Sponge Towel Spinner, Roller, Launch Pads)***|
|1||'Latin Lover' Martin Ruben Alvaro||1st (01:25,23)*||2nd||2nd||Winner (01:35,63)|
|2||'Nude Model' Reid Gustavson||5th (02:13,05)||1st||1st**||2nd Place (01:41,63)|
|3||"Mr. World Canada" Ron Wear||3rd (01:58,41)||6th||4th||3rd Place (02:55,07)|
|4||'Garbage Boy' Kevin Mathison||4th (02:02,02)||4th||3rd||Out Of Time|
|5||'Smiley' Chelsea Tailfeathers||10th (02:53,00)||3rd||Eliminated|
|6||Joel 'The Librarian' Sutherland||8th (02:25,34)||5th||Eliminated|
|7||'Playboy Bunny' Taryn Johnston||9th (02:38,96)||7th||Quit*|
|8||'Ant Lady' Kristi Rudmik||7th (02:23,11)||Eliminated|
|9||"Miss World Canada" Crystal Grierson||6th (02:17,80)||Eliminated|
|10||'Belly Buttonless Cheerleader' Brittany McLean||11th (03:11,23)||Eliminated|
|11||'Double Deep' Desirea Kolthof||12th (03:18,09)||Eliminated|
|12||'Mr. July' Matthew Hage||2nd (01:52,17)||Eliminated|
|13||'Nerdiest Geek Ever' Ron Langton||Eliminated|
|14||'Ladies Man' Bimal Lakhani||Eliminated|
|15||'Grass Man' Eric Lyons||Eliminated|
|17||'Geeky Cutie' Terri Jonah||Eliminated|
|19||'Robot Geek' Lyndsey Lewis||Eliminated|
- Reid Gustavson won the free pass to the Wipeout Zone.
- During Pearl's sixteenth birthday (It's All About You, Boy), Birdo says it's Kelsi Nielsen.
- This episode aired three days after the death of 114 year old oldest living man.
- Brittany McLean
- Chelsea Tailfeathers
- Crystal Grierson
- Desirea Kolthof
- Miss Conception (known as Kevin Levesque)
- Martin "Ruben" Alvaro
- Taryn Johnston
- Ron Wear
- Kelsi Nielsen
- Troy Bolton
- Matthew Hage
- Reid Gustavson
- Angel Simon (cut)
- Bimal Lakhani
- Eric Lyons
- Joel Sutherland
- Kevin Mathison
- Kristi Rudmik
- Lyndsey Lewis (cut)
- Ron Langton
- Terri Jonah
- Tony Norman (cut)
- This is the first episode to not feature Squidward and Jacalyn Fenske in any Wipeout Canada episode.
- This is the third time that Squidward is called an octopus. The first was The Play's The Thing, the second was Sweet and Sour Squid.
- This episode aired two days before Jiroemon Kimura's 114th birthday. Maria Sharapova's birthday is on the same day but turns 24 on April 19.
- Gabriella Montez & Sharpay Evans was not featured after the 3 go down.
- This is the third time that Chum Nuggets are heard. The first was Chum Caverns, the second was Drive Thru.
- This is the first time to not feature Abigail Santos as a playable character. The second was Hot Cop and the Fuzz.
- This is the third time that Patrick uses Squidward's shower. The first was Naughty Nautical Neighbours, the second was A Friendly Game.
- This is the first time Taryn Johnston tricks hit man Dennis (SpongeBob).
- This is the second time Sheena Hunt is in the High School Musical movies. The first was All for One.
- This is the first time that the reminders who can steal Mario and Yoshi in the Krusty Krab.
- In Wipeout Canada: Sharpay Fabulous Edition, Sharpay Evans and Abigail Santos does not appear in this episode.
- When Kelsi talked to Crystal Grierson of Ottawa, Squilliam beats Kelpy G.